It’s time to do something extremely male, like give away a bunch of movie tickets to people who will go to see one of three films: Logan: The Wolverine, Kong: Skull Island, or the newly-opened Power Rangers. It’s all part of Ster-Kinekor’s Man-Size Month, which could be a little misleading. We’ve seen some awfully small men and some very tall women in our time. And the other way around, so perhaps they’re referring to some kind of average. Which is still pretty big, we guess.

Anyway, long story short, we’re going to be announcing those eight winners right here and right now. If you were playing the home game (and they’re all home games at this level), all you had to do was enter your details into a form and wait for our wonderfully-automated draw to see if you are a winner. A draw which has now taken place. But first…

You can find most of our competition info on the Terms and Conditions page but there are a couple of items we like to get out of the way here. This is how the whole thing goes down every time we do one of these: Winner’s names are drawn randomly by a computer. Once the names (in this case) have been drawn, the entry is examined by a human to make sure it’s valid (and in ALL CAPS. What, you thought we were kidding?). That’s it. Unless you work for Stuff Magazine in one way or another, in which case you were disqualified before you even started.

Got all that? Cool, then it’s time for our winner’s names. The winners are:

Muhammad Randeree
Kenneth Van Der Walt
Roselin Pillay
Dirk Konigsbruck
Sipho (No last name supplied but we have your email address, so it’s all right)
Mohammed Zaheed Kagee
Patrick Dube
Amina Parker

Congrats to our winners, who will have gotten (or are about to have gotten) their ticket details already. For everyone else who entered, better luck next time. We’ll have something new and improved up for you all soon.